I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
True college students do jello shots in the library
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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