They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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