I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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