ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
