I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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