So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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