Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Are we still banned from the library?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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