the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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