AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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