We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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