i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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