I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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