google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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