i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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