Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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