come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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