Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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