i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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