...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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