She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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