What a fucking waste of an outfit
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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