Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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