omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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