More tranny stories later!
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
