so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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