Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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