so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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