The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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