Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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