yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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