I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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