everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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