So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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