There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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