so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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