If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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