I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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