He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
My life is pants optional.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
that is very illegal...i love you.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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