Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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