Have you finally orgasmed yet?
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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