honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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