im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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