Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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