well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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