I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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