her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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