I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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