I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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