either way he was missing a nipple.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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