Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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