fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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