Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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