that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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