I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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