I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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