we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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