i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
