My brain says no but my pants say off.
honey bunches of taint.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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