I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
